"somebody call 9-1-1, shawty fire burnin on the dance flo"

   — john green (via kushdrinker)



would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz


powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable


whores:

that was funny but i don’t like you so i’m not gonna laugh

(Source: eudaldo)



watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam)



switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU